On Monday night’s ‘Late Show,’ host says wife Regina has been ‘horribly hurt.’
By Gil Kaufman

David Letterman on “The Late Show” on Monday
Photo: CBS
When David Letterman revealed last week that he had testified before a grand jury about a $2 million extortion scheme tied to his affairs with staffers, the typically self-deprecating late-night icon said that was probably the last he would speak of the scandal.
But on Monday night, Letterman dove back into the topic to apologize to his wife, Regina Lasko, who he said had been “horribly hurt” by the news that he had slept with women on his staff in the years leading up to their marriage in March.
“Now the other thing is my wife, Regina,” Letterman said on Monday’s show, after apologizing to his staff for the unwanted attention focused on the show in the wake of the scandal. “She has been horribly hurt by my behavior, and when something happens like that, if you hurt a person and it’s your responsibility, you try to fix it. And at that point, there’s only two things that can happen: Either you’re going to make some progress and get it fixed, or you’re going to fall short and perhaps not get it fixed, so let me tell you folks, I got my work cut out for me.”
Letterman being Letterman, he opened up the show with a joke, asking the audience, “Did your weekend fly by? … I get in the car this morning, and the navigation lady wasn’t speaking to me,” Letterman quipped in the monologue.
“There’s a possibility that I’ll be the first talk-show host impeached,” he said later, while seated at his desk. “It’s fall here in New York City, and I spent the whole weekend raking my hate mail. It’s cold, too — chilly outside, chilly inside my house.”
After pretending to start bits about former President Bill Clinton, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer — all of whom were embroiled in their own infidelity scandals — Letterman, who has made light of such tabloid fodder often in the past, stopped himself. “This is only phase one of the scandal,” he told the audience. “Phase two, next week I go on ‘Oprah’ and sob.”
While still mildly joking about the extortion scheme by “48 Hours” producer Robert Halderman, who allegedly tried to blackmail Letterman with threats to reveal the affairs, the host was a bit more serious when discussing the scheme during Monday’s show. To date, Letterman, 62, has reportedly been linked to at least two staffers, and both affairs appear to have taken place concurrently with his relationship with Lasko, whom Letterman dated for 23 years before their marriage.
Halderman’s attorney has made a number of appearances on morning news shows denying the charges against his client, saying the Emmy-winning investigative reporter did not have criminal intent when he accepted a $2 million check from Letterman’s attorney as part of the alleged scheme. ”[Letterman is] a master at manipulating audiences, that’s what he does for a living,” attorney Gerald Shargel told NBC News. “So, to think that David Letterman gave the entire story, and there’s nothing more to be said, is simply wrong.”
Letterman allegedly had an intimate relationship with former assistant Stephanie Birkitt, 34, whose diary entries about the affair are said to have enraged former boyfriend Halderman. Those diary revelations are among the items Halderman is alleged to have put into a package that he presented to Letterman last month, telling the veteran talker that he would produce a screenplay about his infidelities unless Letterman paid him the $2 million. Halderman pleaded not guilty on Friday to attempted grand larceny charges and was freed on $200,000 bail. If convicted, Halderman faces five to 15 years in prison.
While some have called for Letterman’s ouster in the wake of the scandal, EW.com noted that though his conduct likely violated the rules governing interoffice affairs for CBS employees, Letterman is not an employee of CBS but of his own production company, Worldwide Pants, whose rules do not specifically bar relationships between supervisors and managers.
“I’m terribly sorry that I put the staff in that position,” Letterman said on Monday. “Inadvertently, I just wasn’t thinking ahead. And, moreover, the staff here has been wonderfully supportive to me, not just through this furor, but through all the years that we’ve been on television and especially all the years here at CBS, so, again, my thanks to the staff for, once again, putting up with something stupid I’ve gotten myself involved in.”
Though they also acknowledged the seriousness of the situation, Letterman’s guests also got in on the action. Martin Short fell into Steve Martin’s lap at one point and pretended to be his ventriloquist’s dummy. Martin quipped that Short might be subject to “sexual harassment charges.”
